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After a long day at work, I went to remove my contacts and take a long, well-deserved nap.

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“don’t ask for it back if you gave it”my mom told me furiously

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I remember it like it was yesterday, the mayor was talking about how their were no shapeshifters or demons to worry about and how even if there were we should only worry if they are agressive.

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I shot myself seven times in the head.

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I never understood why cats sometimes just stare at a ceiling all the time out of random.

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'If you're sad, lonely or afraid, join the Church of Perpetual happiness.'

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Okay, I get it, everyone has been telling me that I have anger issues, and I need to work on them.

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“Oh my, if I would have known you were so large I may not have been able to wait until our wedding night!” NSFW

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As the drugs start to kick in, I start seing a masked man roaming in my room

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After a long day at work, I went to remove my contacts and take a long, well-deserved nap.	8
“don’t ask for it back if you gave it”my mom told me furiously	8
I remember it like it was yesterday, the mayor was talking about how their were no shapeshifters or demons to worry about and how even if there were we should only worry if they are agressive.	8
I shot myself seven times in the head.	8
I never understood why cats sometimes just stare at a ceiling all the time out of random.	8
'If you're sad, lonely or afraid, join the Church of Perpetual happiness.'	8
[deleted by user]	8
Okay, I get it, everyone has been telling me that I have anger issues, and I need to work on them.	8
“Oh my, if I would have known you were so large I may not have been able to wait until our wedding night!” NSFW	8
As the drugs start to kick in, I start seing a masked man roaming in my room	8